Forgive me if I’m off a little on this one; I’m doing it from memory.
“There are two things men are always willing to believe: that a woman is weak, and that she finds him attractive.”
I don’t think I’ve ever included a quote from a video game here, but this one made me smile so much that I had to include it. It’s from Dragon Age: Origins. Character Morrigan says it, but you have to talk to her kind of a lot to get her to say it. 🙂