“One of the really bad things you can do to your writing is to dress up the vocabulary, looking for long words because you’re maybe a little bit ashamed of your short ones This is like dressing up a household pet in evening clothes. The pet is embarrassed and the person who committed this act of premeditated cuteness should be even more embarrassed. Make yourself a solemn promise right now that you’ll never use ’emolument’ when you mean ‘tip’ and you’ll never say John stopped long enough to perform an act of excretion when you mean John stopped long enough to take a !@#$.”
Stephen King On Writing (117)
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“I have to push.” – Stephen King
🙂 I’m so glad my parents didn’t raise me saying anything like that.
If he could see my cat in a turtleneck and a beret, he would totally change his mind.